Awesome Dawg

My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room.

She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.

She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers.

"Your choice," she says. "Pink or brown."

I said, "How the fuck can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"

Stupid cow.